he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
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She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
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It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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