can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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