she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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