I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
