1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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