so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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