Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I need to sanitize my soul.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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