I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
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she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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