Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
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I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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