Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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