but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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