Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
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I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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