What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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