Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
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It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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