But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
ugly people sure do ruin things
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Just high enough for therapy.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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