using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
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I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
did i walk over a car last night?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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