It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
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All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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