Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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