the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
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She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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