I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
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i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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