I'm drive I can fine osifer
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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