Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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