I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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