so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
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So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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