the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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