ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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