We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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