I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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