Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
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