I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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