tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
