3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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