Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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