I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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