That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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