I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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