ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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