I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
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I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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