I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
its not stalking. its research.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
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I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
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Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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