went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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