your thong is hanging out like whoa
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
In other news, I just burned my penis
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Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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