So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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