problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
are you so shy because you have an std?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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