he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
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Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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