Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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