is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
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Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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