I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
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woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
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As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
What happened?
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