McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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