Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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