I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
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He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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