he thought i was a dude.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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