But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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