**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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