You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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