Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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