p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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