theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
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Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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